Couple goes on a mission to save a momma cat and her 3 kittens from under their house, decides to foster them for a while but falls in love, adopting the entire litter

Our theory at the moment is that while the cat distribution system is very accurate in the humans that it attributes cats to, sometimes, its aim is not quite. purrfect. Sometimes, the cats spawn in weird locations. Of course, they always end up in the arms of their chosen human, but it does require said humans and cats to go through quite an adventure together. Like, when the CDS caused a cat to fall through a window into the arms of its forever human, or when the CDS accidentally dropped a cat inside of a person’s chimney, or when the CDS accidentally spawned a cat inside of a wall. And today, a couple had to go on an adventure to rescue a cat mom and her three kittens from underneath said couple’s house. Yeah, they had to go crawling in the crawlspace. Of course, the adventure, as always, was a success. The cats were captured, the kittens were adopted, and we were left with only one thing to say someone tell the transportation secretary at the CDS to improve the aim of the system.