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There are many mysteries in this universe. Black holes. Quantum physics. Why socks disappear in the dryer. But perhaps the most powerful cosmic law of all is the feline decree: “If it fits, I sits”. No exceptions. No negotiations. No you-can’t-sit-there-it’s-my-laptop energy whatsoever. If a cat can smoosh, squeeze, fold, bend, or compress themselves into it. congratulations, it is now a cat seat. And thus, we proudly present you, fellow feline fanatic fans, these very fittin’ and sittin’ cat memes. Today we honor the boxes, baskets, bowls, plant pots, drawers, shoes, tiny cardboard lids, and every other object now owned by a loaf-shaped roommate with zero shame and infinite confidence. You bought a fancy cat bed? Too bad. The cat has chosen the fruit bowl. That shoebox you were saving? Gone. The laundry basket you just folded? It’s a throne now. Cats don’t care about logic physics bends to them. They are liquid, they are chaos, they are squish-mode enabled. So do a fits and sits in your cozy spot to enjoy these flexible felines claiming everything in sight as a chair. Prepare for noodle bodies, toe-bean compression, and the proud stare of a cat who knows you won’t move them, even though they are absolutely sitting where they shouldn’t. Because you know the truth: if it fits. they sits. And honestly? We respect it. Scroll on, human the cat has spoken.

There are many mysteries in this universe. Black holes. Quantum physics. Why socks disappear in the dryer. But perhaps the most powerful cosmic law of all is the feline decree: “If it fits, I sits”. No exceptions. No negotiations. No you-can’t-sit-there-it’s-my-laptop energy whatsoever. If a cat can smoosh, squeeze, fold, bend, or compress themselves into it. congratulations, it is now a cat seat. And thus, we proudly present you, fellow feline fanatic fans, these very fittin’ and sittin’ cat memes. Today we honor the boxes, baskets, bowls, plant pots, drawers, shoes, tiny cardboard lids, and every other object now owned by a loaf-shaped roommate with zero shame and infinite confidence. You bought a fancy cat bed? Too bad. The cat has chosen the fruit bowl. That shoebox you were saving? Gone. The laundry basket you just folded? It’s a throne now. Cats don’t care about logic physics bends to them. They are liquid, they are chaos, they are squish-mode enabled. So do a fits and sits in your cozy spot to enjoy these flexible felines claiming everything in sight as a chair. Prepare for noodle bodies, toe-bean compression, and the proud stare of a cat who knows you won’t move them, even though they are absolutely sitting where they shouldn’t. Because you know the truth: if it fits. they sits. And honestly? We respect it. Scroll on, human the cat has spoken.

There are many mysteries in this universe. Black holes. Quantum physics. Why socks disappear in the dryer. But perhaps the most powerful cosmic law of all is the feline decree: “If it fits, I sits”. No exceptions. No negotiations. No you-can’t-sit-there-it’s-my-laptop energy whatsoever. If a cat can smoosh, squeeze, fold, bend, or compress themselves into it. congratulations, it is now a cat seat. And thus, we proudly present you, fellow feline fanatic fans, these very fittin’ and sittin’ cat memes. Today we honor the boxes, baskets, bowls, plant pots, drawers, shoes, tiny cardboard lids, and every other object now owned by a loaf-shaped roommate with zero shame and infinite confidence. You bought a fancy cat bed? Too bad. The cat has chosen the fruit bowl. That shoebox you were saving? Gone. The laundry basket you just folded? It’s a throne now. Cats don’t care about logic physics bends to them. They are liquid, they are chaos, they are squish-mode enabled. So do a fits and sits in your cozy spot to enjoy these flexible felines claiming everything in sight as a chair. Prepare for noodle bodies, toe-bean compression, and the proud stare of a cat who knows you won’t move them, even though they are absolutely sitting where they shouldn’t. Because you know the truth: if it fits. they sits. And honestly? We respect it. Scroll on, human the cat has spoken.

There are many mysteries in this universe. Black holes. Quantum physics. Why socks disappear in the dryer. But perhaps the most powerful cosmic law of all is the feline decree: “If it fits, I sits”. No exceptions. No negotiations. No you-can’t-sit-there-it’s-my-laptop energy whatsoever. If a cat can smoosh, squeeze, fold, bend, or compress themselves into it. congratulations, it is now a cat seat. And thus, we proudly present you, fellow feline fanatic fans, these very fittin’ and sittin’ cat memes. Today we honor the boxes, baskets, bowls, plant pots, drawers, shoes, tiny cardboard lids, and every other object now owned by a loaf-shaped roommate with zero shame and infinite confidence. You bought a fancy cat bed? Too bad. The cat has chosen the fruit bowl. That shoebox you were saving? Gone. The laundry basket you just folded? It’s a throne now. Cats don’t care about logic physics bends to them. They are liquid, they are chaos, they are squish-mode enabled. So do a fits and sits in your cozy spot to enjoy these flexible felines claiming everything in sight as a chair. Prepare for noodle bodies, toe-bean compression, and the proud stare of a cat who knows you won’t move them, even though they are absolutely sitting where they shouldn’t. Because you know the truth: if it fits. they sits. And honestly? We respect it. Scroll on, human the cat has spoken.

There are many mysteries in this universe. Black holes. Quantum physics. Why socks disappear in the dryer. But perhaps the most powerful cosmic law of all is the feline decree: “If it fits, I sits”. No exceptions. No negotiations. No you-can’t-sit-there-it’s-my-laptop energy whatsoever. If a cat can smoosh, squeeze, fold, bend, or compress themselves into it. congratulations, it is now a cat seat. And thus, we proudly present you, fellow feline fanatic fans, these very fittin’ and sittin’ cat memes. Today we honor the boxes, baskets, bowls, plant pots, drawers, shoes, tiny cardboard lids, and every other object now owned by a loaf-shaped roommate with zero shame and infinite confidence. You bought a fancy cat bed? Too bad. The cat has chosen the fruit bowl. That shoebox you were saving? Gone. The laundry basket you just folded? It’s a throne now. Cats don’t care about logic physics bends to them. They are liquid, they are chaos, they are squish-mode enabled. So do a fits and sits in your cozy spot to enjoy these flexible felines claiming everything in sight as a chair. Prepare for noodle bodies, toe-bean compression, and the proud stare of a cat who knows you won’t move them, even though they are absolutely sitting where they shouldn’t. Because you know the truth: if it fits. they sits. And honestly? We respect it. Scroll on, human the cat has spoken.