POV: Senior Cat Steals the Heart of the Facilities Supervisor at a Free-Roaming Cat Shelter in Colorado, Gets Adopted

Every cat person knows that the cat chooses you and it’s not the other way around. Even if you think it was you who got up that morning, decided you were ready to adopt a cat, went to the cat shelter, picked out a cat, and adopted them. Sorry to tell ya, that cat was pulling your little puppet strings. Cats are in cahoots with the universe, so even from the thought of wanted to adopt a cat, that cat was the one who sent it into your head. That’s a cat fact. Senior cats are much less likely to get adopted over kittens and healthy adult cats. It’s a shame, but that’s just how it is. But that doesn’t mean the power of purrsuasion is any less powerful! Take this old Kitty named Dun Dun Dun. This baby lived in a free-roaming cat shelter in Colorado. However, not for long, because when the facilities supervisor came in for work one day, that cat decided he was their person. And guess what? You darn tootin’ that facilities supervisor adopted Dun Dun Dun that same day!.

23 Feline Furniture Thieves Demonstrating the Ancient Cat Law: ‘If It Fits, I Sits’

There are many mysteries in this universe. Black holes. Quantum physics. Why socks disappear in the dryer. But perhaps the most powerful cosmic law of all is the feline decree: “If it fits, I sits”. No exceptions. No negotiations. No you-can’t-sit-there-it’s-my-laptop energy whatsoever. If a cat can smoosh, squeeze, fold, bend, or compress themselves into it. congratulations, it is now a cat seat. And thus, we proudly present you, fellow feline fanatic fans, these very fittin’ and sittin’ cat memes. Today we honor the boxes, baskets, bowls, plant pots, drawers, shoes, tiny cardboard lids, and every other object now owned by a loaf-shaped roommate with zero shame and infinite confidence. You bought a fancy cat bed? Too bad. The cat has chosen the fruit bowl. That shoebox you were saving? Gone. The laundry basket you just folded? It’s a throne now. Cats don’t care about logic physics bends to them. They are liquid, they are chaos, they are squish-mode enabled. So do a fits and sits in your cozy spot to enjoy these flexible felines claiming everything in sight as a chair. Prepare for noodle bodies, toe-bean compression, and the proud stare of a cat who knows you won’t move them, even though they are absolutely sitting where they shouldn’t. Because you know the truth: if it fits. they sits. And honestly? We respect it. Scroll on, human the cat has spoken.

23 Feline Furniture Thieves Demonstrating the Ancient Cat Law: ‘If It Fits, I Sits’

There are many mysteries in this universe. Black holes. Quantum physics. Why socks disappear in the dryer. But perhaps the most powerful cosmic law of all is the feline decree: “If it fits, I sits”. No exceptions. No negotiations. No you-can’t-sit-there-it’s-my-laptop energy whatsoever. If a cat can smoosh, squeeze, fold, bend, or compress themselves into it. congratulations, it is now a cat seat. And thus, we proudly present you, fellow feline fanatic fans, these very fittin’ and sittin’ cat memes. Today we honor the boxes, baskets, bowls, plant pots, drawers, shoes, tiny cardboard lids, and every other object now owned by a loaf-shaped roommate with zero shame and infinite confidence. You bought a fancy cat bed? Too bad. The cat has chosen the fruit bowl. That shoebox you were saving? Gone. The laundry basket you just folded? It’s a throne now. Cats don’t care about logic physics bends to them. They are liquid, they are chaos, they are squish-mode enabled. So do a fits and sits in your cozy spot to enjoy these flexible felines claiming everything in sight as a chair. Prepare for noodle bodies, toe-bean compression, and the proud stare of a cat who knows you won’t move them, even though they are absolutely sitting where they shouldn’t. Because you know the truth: if it fits. they sits. And honestly? We respect it. Scroll on, human the cat has spoken.

23 Feline Furniture Thieves Demonstrating the Ancient Cat Law: ‘If It Fits, I Sits’

There are many mysteries in this universe. Black holes. Quantum physics. Why socks disappear in the dryer. But perhaps the most powerful cosmic law of all is the feline decree: “If it fits, I sits”. No exceptions. No negotiations. No you-can’t-sit-there-it’s-my-laptop energy whatsoever. If a cat can smoosh, squeeze, fold, bend, or compress themselves into it. congratulations, it is now a cat seat. And thus, we proudly present you, fellow feline fanatic fans, these very fittin’ and sittin’ cat memes. Today we honor the boxes, baskets, bowls, plant pots, drawers, shoes, tiny cardboard lids, and every other object now owned by a loaf-shaped roommate with zero shame and infinite confidence. You bought a fancy cat bed? Too bad. The cat has chosen the fruit bowl. That shoebox you were saving? Gone. The laundry basket you just folded? It’s a throne now. Cats don’t care about logic physics bends to them. They are liquid, they are chaos, they are squish-mode enabled. So do a fits and sits in your cozy spot to enjoy these flexible felines claiming everything in sight as a chair. Prepare for noodle bodies, toe-bean compression, and the proud stare of a cat who knows you won’t move them, even though they are absolutely sitting where they shouldn’t. Because you know the truth: if it fits. they sits. And honestly? We respect it. Scroll on, human the cat has spoken.

23 Feline Furniture Thieves Demonstrating the Ancient Cat Law: ‘If It Fits, I Sits’

There are many mysteries in this universe. Black holes. Quantum physics. Why socks disappear in the dryer. But perhaps the most powerful cosmic law of all is the feline decree: “If it fits, I sits”. No exceptions. No negotiations. No you-can’t-sit-there-it’s-my-laptop energy whatsoever. If a cat can smoosh, squeeze, fold, bend, or compress themselves into it. congratulations, it is now a cat seat. And thus, we proudly present you, fellow feline fanatic fans, these very fittin’ and sittin’ cat memes. Today we honor the boxes, baskets, bowls, plant pots, drawers, shoes, tiny cardboard lids, and every other object now owned by a loaf-shaped roommate with zero shame and infinite confidence. You bought a fancy cat bed? Too bad. The cat has chosen the fruit bowl. That shoebox you were saving? Gone. The laundry basket you just folded? It’s a throne now. Cats don’t care about logic physics bends to them. They are liquid, they are chaos, they are squish-mode enabled. So do a fits and sits in your cozy spot to enjoy these flexible felines claiming everything in sight as a chair. Prepare for noodle bodies, toe-bean compression, and the proud stare of a cat who knows you won’t move them, even though they are absolutely sitting where they shouldn’t. Because you know the truth: if it fits. they sits. And honestly? We respect it. Scroll on, human the cat has spoken.

23 Feline Furniture Thieves Demonstrating the Ancient Cat Law: ‘If It Fits, I Sits’

There are many mysteries in this universe. Black holes. Quantum physics. Why socks disappear in the dryer. But perhaps the most powerful cosmic law of all is the feline decree: “If it fits, I sits”. No exceptions. No negotiations. No you-can’t-sit-there-it’s-my-laptop energy whatsoever. If a cat can smoosh, squeeze, fold, bend, or compress themselves into it. congratulations, it is now a cat seat. And thus, we proudly present you, fellow feline fanatic fans, these very fittin’ and sittin’ cat memes. Today we honor the boxes, baskets, bowls, plant pots, drawers, shoes, tiny cardboard lids, and every other object now owned by a loaf-shaped roommate with zero shame and infinite confidence. You bought a fancy cat bed? Too bad. The cat has chosen the fruit bowl. That shoebox you were saving? Gone. The laundry basket you just folded? It’s a throne now. Cats don’t care about logic physics bends to them. They are liquid, they are chaos, they are squish-mode enabled. So do a fits and sits in your cozy spot to enjoy these flexible felines claiming everything in sight as a chair. Prepare for noodle bodies, toe-bean compression, and the proud stare of a cat who knows you won’t move them, even though they are absolutely sitting where they shouldn’t. Because you know the truth: if it fits. they sits. And honestly? We respect it. Scroll on, human the cat has spoken.