There are many mysteries in this universe: black holes, quantum physics, and, of course, why socks disappear in the dryer. But perhaps the most powerful cosmic law of all is the feline decree: **“If it fits, I sits.”** No exceptions. No negotiations. No “you-can’t-sit-there-it’s-my-laptop” energy whatsoever.
If a cat can smoosh, squeeze, fold, bend, or compress themselves into it—congratulations, it is now officially a cat seat.
Today, we proudly present to you, fellow feline fanatics, these very fittin’ and sittin’ cat memes. We honor the boxes, baskets, bowls, plant pots, drawers, shoes, tiny cardboard lids, and every other object now claimed by a loaf-shaped roommate with zero shame and infinite confidence.
You bought a fancy cat bed? Too bad. The cat has chosen the fruit bowl. That shoebox you were saving? Gone. The laundry basket you just folded? It’s a throne now.
Cats don’t care about logic—physics bends to them. They are liquid. They are chaos. They are squish-mode enabled.
So do a fits and sits in your coziest spot, and enjoy these flexible felines claiming everything in sight as a chair. Prepare for noodle bodies, toe-bean compression, and the proud stare of a cat who knows you won’t move them—even though they are absolutely sitting where they shouldn’t.
Because here’s the truth: **If it fits, they sits.**
And honestly? We respect it.
Scroll on, human. The cat has spoken.
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