You know what is unfair? The fact that we have been here, waiting to be chosen by the cat distribution system for so many years, and it still hasn’t happened to us.
We have been waiting, praying, and hoping—but no luck. All the cats seem to be going to people who don’t even want cats. And honestly, that’s just the most cat thing the cat distribution system could ever do.
So, we suppose we can’t really be mad about it. Still, it seems to be true: cats choose people who hate cats all the time. They literally pick people who don’t want cats—over and over again.
There’s this one person who “didn’t even want a cat” but got chosen by the system not once, not twice, not three times, but five times. Five whole times!
We are definitely jealous of them, but also very happy knowing that five kitties are living in such a good and loving home.
https://cheezburger.com/42954757/i-didnt-even-want-a-cat-person-who-did-not-want-cats-gets-chosen-by-not-one-not-two-but-five-whole
