You know what is unfair? The fact that we have been here for so many years, waiting to be chosen by the cat distribution system again—and it still hasn’t happened to us.
We have been waiting, praying, and hoping, but no. All the cats seem to be going to people who don’t want cats. And honestly, that’s just the most cat-like thing the cat distribution system could ever do.
So, we suppose we cannot be mad about it.
Still, it seems to be true: cats choose people who hate cats all the time. They pick people who don’t want cats—literally all the time.
There’s this one person who “didn’t even want a cat,” yet they got chosen by the system not once, not twice, not three times, but five times. Five whole times!
Yes, we are very jealous of them, but we are also so very happy that there are five kitties out there living in such a good and loving home.
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